{"id":148,"date":"2013-06-20T16:45:04","date_gmt":"2013-06-20T20:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wp\/?p=148"},"modified":"2023-09-06T23:41:19","modified_gmt":"2023-09-07T02:41:19","slug":"duh-its-a-thursday-and-the-boof-is-boofing-at-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/2013\/06\/20\/duh-its-a-thursday-and-the-boof-is-boofing-at-the-door\/","title":{"rendered":"Duh-, It’s a Thursday, And the Boof is boofing at the door."},"content":{"rendered":"

Thursday, the 20th of June, 2013. Warm and muggy at 24\u02daC \/ 73\u02daF at almost 4:15 pm, up here in the (cough cough) clean air? in the great white north? (( If I lived in an igloo I’d’ve drowned? )).<\/p>\n

Um, I started out early, er, earlier than usual for me. I thought I might be able to clean up a bit, or straighten up a bit, or perform some kind of cosmetic surgery on the 24 by 36 loft area of the garage (2nd storey). I remembered how painful it can be trying to go through tons of stuff you have to sort through. I also learned that it warms up pretty fast in the morning. Even when it starts out at something like 6\u02daC\/44\u02daF.<\/p>\n

I found some photos the other day, mixed in with some automobile schnarr (Schnarr = universal euphemism for gunk, junk, poop, & anything else you’d probably rather not deal with at the moment you’re looking at it.)<\/p>\n

Photos from 1986 when my nephew, Dave, was 17 & 18 months old.<\/p>\n

By ten ayem it was already too hot to try to arrange the schnarr in the garage\/attic, and I had to go to the bank and play stupid to get help making a payment on something that should have been a lot easier. Yes the banks really are making war on their customers, but they’re also making war on their employees, and I got a nice parcours obstacle gonflable<\/a> one to help me make the payment. ((the deal is, Cathi gets an extra special birthday and mother’s day gift from me when the bank gives me a ‘free’ samsung tablet for opening an overpriced ‘infinity’ account and completing 2 of three quests, paying a bill on line and setting up prepayments of another bill.)) (Like I said, it should be easy. But the prepaid deal has some twists and turns along the way. And the payee doesn’t like Visa cards that are really debit cards. [(It’s a conspiracy!)] So when I tried to make a manual payment to the payee, it told me I was a complete idiot and should drown myself in that kind of alcohol that you can’t drink, because it’s poison. I forget, is it wood alcohol?) Anyway, I survived the bank. I survived the gas station\/convenience store where I picked up an 18.9 liter\/5 us gallon jug of water and I survived a side trip to a Wendy’s where I got me a chicken sandwich and got the dog a plain junior hamburger.<\/p>\n

I almost didn’t survive trying to scan some of the photos I found today and some I found last week and I found out that the computer I can boot in Mac OS 9 is having a problem with every microphone I try to connect to it. I wonder if it needs one of those goofy mic’s that looks like the bio pod for the martians driving the scary killing machines in the old War of the Worlds Movie with Gene whatsisname as the hero. ( I think he played Bat Masterson on Wyatt Earp or one of those ancient black and white teevee westerns. He might even have had his own Bat series back then.)<\/p>\n

So it began to feel like I wasn’t going to get anything to write home about done today, and when the boof wanted to go bark at neighbours and people walking their dogs (Imagine! those dogs wouldn’t come over and play with him- now that’s a crime.!) Poor boof. I took a look at the back yard and thought I better do some yard schnarr. –> I cut the grass and got a million mosquitoes angry or maybe just whipped them into a feeding frenzy and now my arm itches like….. you know….<\/p>\n

And (sigh) I still got a little bit done. It feels like I’m trying to avert a mudslide by making sand castles, but I think I’m actually getting somewhere. I just hope that somewhere is a place where Boof and the meow gang and Cathi and I can be deliriously happy when we get there.<\/p>\n

The spelling checker is okay with deliriously, but it doesn’t like the word ‘and’- now that’s weird…..<\/p>\n

~~~~~Jim<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thursday, the 20th of June, 2013. Warm and muggy at 24\u02daC \/ 73\u02daF at almost 4:15 pm, up here in the (cough cough) clean air? in the great white north? (( If I lived in an igloo I’d’ve drowned? )). Um, I started out early, er, earlier than usual for me. I thought I might […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[26,18,11,25,10,27,12,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conspiracies","category-creative-imagination","category-fambly","category-insight","category-neighbourhood","category-pets","category-real-world-adventures","category-schnarr"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":413,"href":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions\/413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aerendel.ca\/wpb\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}