Most WordPress blogs come with and “About” or “Sample Page” that is really lame and explains how a page is different from a post and tells you that most people start with an About page that introduces them to potential site visitors. It might say something like this:

“Hi there!” [ are you freakin kidding me? ]  Well — I am nothing like a bike messenger by day. Neither have I ever been an aspiring actor by night, and this is my blog so I will not put up with mindless b.s. I do not live in Los Angeles, but I do have a great dog named Jassper. I absolutely hate the idea of piña coladas, though I did like coconut-pineapple soda when my uncle and I discovered that in the late 1950’s. I have, occasionally enjoyed getting caught in the rain.

So I do not believe I will put up with the rest of this ‘Sample Page’ the way it was handed to me:

Jim in a funny hat.
This is not my friend, Jim’s, mug shot. This is Jim wearing a silly old hat that somebody thought might make him look like a little bit like one of the ‘Re-enactors’ taking part in “The Prince In The Prior” festivities in Arnprior, Ontario, Canada on July 3rd, 2010. He was busy video taping the event for TVCOGECO and at least tried to look like someone might have dressed in 1860 while standing behind a digital video camera manufactured in the 2000s.

But I will repeat a bit of philosophy here, “Life should be more relaxed. Life should be more fun” and “Anyone who fails to laugh at himself at least fifteen times a day becomes brittle inside and runs the risk of premature aging.” – Have fun!