— Today was my birthday and my first day of School. First day of kindergarten. A lot of us cried in Miss Root’s afternoon class. I almost joined them when I heard one kid moan that he wanted his mother. The teacher had learned that it was my birthday. She called me up in front of the class, showed us a paper maché cake, plopped me across her knees and spanked me five times. I was not impressed.
— One classmate, male child of a friend of my father’s – wet his pants and cried.
— The teacher read a list of names of her morning students at another school in town. We all nearly busted our guts laughing at the sound of those names. —> Looking back, I don’t get the joke.
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